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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:11 am    Post subject: Humor Reply with quote

Golden Telephone

A man in Topeka, Kansas decided to write a book about Churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco & started working east from there.

Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs & making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall & was intrigued with a sign, which read "Calls: $10,000 a minute."

Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone & the sign. The pastor answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to God.

The man thanked the pastor & continued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Dallas, St. Louis, Chicago, Milwaukee & around the United States, he found more phones, with the same sign & the same answer from each pastor.

Finally, he arrived in Pennsylvania. Upon entering a Church in Pittsburgh, he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS time, the sign read "Calls: $0.35 cents."

Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor, "Father Jones, I have been in cities all across the country & in each church I have found this golden
telephone & have been told it is a direct line to Heaven & that I could talk to God, but in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads only $0.35 cents a call. Why?






The priest, smiling benignly, replied : "Son, you're in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania now. Home of the Pittsburgh Steelers. 6 time Super Bowl Champions, the Pittsburgh Pirates, and the Pittsburgh Penguins, Stanley Cup winners, 3 vibrant rivers meeting at the Point of the most beautiful downtown area around, the city with the best hospitals, neighborhoods & friendliest people in the world! You're in God's Country. It's a local call." AMEN

G O S T E E L E R S !

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 1:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

not another one Rolling Eyes shouldn't you be a chiefs fan
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