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PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 5:41 am    Post subject: A Male Fairy Tale Reply with quote

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said, "NO!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and had
sex with skinny big breasted chicks and hunted and fished and raced
cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank
whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never
paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and never
got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family
thought he was cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and
left the toilet seat up.

The End

You learn anything ?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

where were ya 30 years ago, wish i would of read that before i married my 1st wife Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

my5hemi wrote:
where were ya 30 years ago, wish i would of read that before i married my 1st wife Laughing


Wish I'd have seen it before my first wife also. Crying or Very sad Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 6:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Y'all just a bunch of sexist pigs..........
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

joePA wrote:
Y'all just a bunch of sexist pigs..........


YUP!!!!

Good to hear from ya again brother, welcome back!

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 3:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

well i havent gotten married so am clean
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

where was this before my 1st, 2nd and 3rd wife?

and yes I have no money,

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 7:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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