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PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

NORRIS No One in Roundhouse Range Is Safe
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris can strike lightning.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris gets a refund before he files his taxes.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 6:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 1:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because hunting implies the possibility of failure, Chuck Norris goes killing.

When Chuck Norris was born the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Somebody once told Chuck Norris that a roundhouse wasn't the best way to kick somebody. This has been recorded as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

Chuck Norris once had a who-has-more-balls competition with Niel Armstrong. Chuck Norris won by three.
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