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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 5:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 1:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris's recessive genes dominate everyone else's.
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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 5:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 1:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2011 2:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2011 1:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween.
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PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 5:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.
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PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 1:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

China's military is massive. Russia's military has nukes. The British have their ships. But we've got Chuck Norris.
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PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2011 1:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Chuck Norris never had to deal with peer pressure because no one pressures Chuck Norris and lives to tell about it., nor does he have any peers
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PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2011 2:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When life gave Chuck Norris lemons, he made lemonade, a 9 inch hunting knife, an AK-47, and a playpen for his pet scorpion.
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PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2011 5:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never screws up.
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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2011 2:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 2:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is there anything better than summer time, a nice glass of cool lemonade. yes, watching Chuck Norris kick the crap out of some moron.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris is the only one, who can win a game of Monopoly by saying "Checkmate"
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris was originally cast as Jack Bauer in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds
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