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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2011 8:26 am    Post subject: Ever Wonder Why??? Reply with quote

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up just about every two hours?
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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2011 8:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2011 8:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2011 8:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why do we turn the radio down to look for a street address?
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PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 5:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
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PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2011 5:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:27 pm    Post subject: MY FAVORITE OF ALL TIME Reply with quote

why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here is a scary one.....

Why doctors call what they do "practice"?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
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